justchelseathings.com

until it happens.

Hi. I'm here to teach you things. But its nothing like you've been taught before.

I have a unique set of skills. Its the subtle art of just not giving a literal shit about anything related to anything that has to do with anything. I've now put it into this e-learning course for you.

Isn't that super convenient? yep.

  • Learn how to be a sarcastic bi*ch

  • People will want to cease to exist

  • It will help me donate to a shelter
    where I go and pet cats that my
    husband won't let me have..

  • I have 4 cats, a 13 yr old pibble on deaths doorstep, a hamster named ham & chs aka hammy & a bearded dragon named pissy. pissy needs cute hats to wear. k?

(don't ask me for anything. just buy it. then idk, go make fun of some republicans)

here. sign up for waitlist so you can ignore me and i can ignore you and we can go back to the matrix. kthx

yes thats my real email address. i smell cat butts,k?

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